J/W Just Wondering JAD Just Another day JAFO Just Another F***ing Onlooker JAM Just a Minute JK Just Kidding JM2C Just My 2 Cents JOOTT Just One Of Those Things JT Just Teasing K Okay or All Right KBD Keyboard KEWL Cool KFY Kiss For You KIR Keep It Real KISS Keep It Simple Stupid KIT Keep In Touch KMA Kiss My Ass KMRIA Kiss My Royal Irish a***KOK Knock KOTC Kiss On The Cheek KOTL Kiss On The Lips KPC Keeping Parents Clueless KWIM Know What I Mean KYPO Keep Your Pants On L8R Later LAQ Lame Ass Quote LD Long Distance LDTTWA Let's Do The Time Warp Again LIFO Last In First Out LLTA Lots And Lots Of Thunderous Applause LMAO Laughing My Ass Off LMK Let Me Know LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Luck (or Love)LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud LOPSOD Long On Promises, Short On Delivery LRF Little Rubber Feet LTIC Laughing 'Til I Cry LTNS Long Time No See LWR Launch When Ready LYL Love Ya Lots LYLAB Love You Like a Brother LYLAS Love You Like A Sister M8 or M8s Mate or Mates MFD Multi-Function Device Mf G Mit freundlichen Gruessen MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You MHOTY My Hat's Off To You MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please MILF Mother I'd Like to F***MKOP My Kind Of Place MM Market Maker MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You MOMPL One Moment Please MOO Mud, Object-Oriented MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex Mor F Male or Female?
MOSS Member Of The Same Sex MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex MOTD Message Of The Day MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex MSG Message MTBF Mean Time Between Failure MTFBWY May The Force Be With You MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later MYOB Mind Your Own Business N/A Not Applicable -or- Not Affiliated N/T No Text N1 Nice One N2M Not To Mention NAK Nursing At Keyboard NALOPKT Not A Lot of People Know That N-A-Y-L In A While NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq)NBD No Big Deal NBIF No Basis In Fact NCG New College Graduate N-E-1 Anyone N-E-1 ER Anyone Here?
CWYL Chat With You Later CY Calm Yourself CYA Cover Your Ass CYL See You Later CYT See You Tomorrow DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover DBEYR Don't Believe Everything You Read DD Due Diligence DDD Direct Distance Dial DETI Don't Even Think It DF Dear Friend DGA Don't Go Anywhere DGT Don't Go There DH Dear Hubby or Husband DHYB Don't Hold Your Breath DIKU Do I Know You DILLIGAD Do I Look Like I Give A Damn DILLIGAS Do I Look Like I Give A Sh**DIY Do It Yourself DKDC Don't Know Don't Care DL Download DLTM Don't Lie To Me DMI Don't Mention It DNC Does Not Compute DQYDJ Don't Quit Your Day Job DRIB Don't Read If Busy DUST Did You See That?
DWYM Does What You Mean DYJHIW Don't You Just Hate it When...
Could you guys (and gals) give the definitions to these abbreviations that everyone seems to use that the newcomers don't know.
Some are obvious, but some are like a cryptic code.
NFI No F***ing Idea NFW No F***ing Way NG New Game NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer NIM No Internal Message NIMBY Not In My Back Yard NIMQ Not In My Queue NM Never Mind or Nothing Much NMP Not My Problem NOYB None Of Your Business NP No Problem NQOCD Not Quite Our Class Dear NRG Energy NRN No Reply Necessary NTK Nice To Know NTYMI Now That You Mention It NUFF Enough Said NW No Way! WYS Whatever You Say WYSIWYG What You See Is What You Get WYSLPG What You See Looks Pretty Good WYT Whatever You Think WYWH Wish You Were Here X-I-10 Exciting XME Excuse Me XOXO Hugs and Kisses YA Yet Another YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)YACC Yet Another Calendar Company YAFIYGI You Asked For It You Got It YCT Your Comment To YDKM You Don't Know Me YGBK You Gotta Be Kiddin'YHM You Have Mail YIC Yours In Christ YKW? YMMV Your Mileage May Vary YNK You Never Know YOYO You're On Your Own YR Yeah Right YSYD Yeah, Sure You Do YTTT You Telling The Truth?
You’ve read my posts about for an army girlfriend, navy girlfriend, or military girlfriend.QS Quit Scrolling QT Cutie R&D Research & Development R&R Rest & Relaxation RAT Remote(ly) Activated Trojan RBAY Right Back At Ya RBTL Read Between The Lines RE Regards or Hello Again RFD Request For Discussion RFR Really F*#king Rich RFS Really F*#king Soon RKBA Right to Keep and Bear Arms RL Real Life RLF Real Life Friend RMLB Read My Lips Baby RMMM Read My Mail Man! ROFL Rolling on the Floor Laughing ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing ROTFLMAO Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud ROTM Right On The Money RSN Real Soon Now RTBS Reason To Be Single RTFAQ Read the FAQ File RTFM Read The F***ing Manual RTK Return To Keyboard RTM or RTFM Read The Manual - or - Read The F*#king Manual RU Are You? RUUP4IT Are You Up For It RX Regards RYO Roll Your Own S2R Send To Receive S4L Spam For Life SBTA Sorry, Being Thick Again SCNR Sorry, Could Not Resist SED Said Enough Darling SEP Somebody Else's Problem SF Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear SFX Sound Effects SH Sh** Happens SITCOMs Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage SITD Still In The Dark SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message SME Subject Matter Expert SMEM Send Me E-Mail SNAFU Situation Normal, All F***ed Up SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager SO Significant Other (ie., spouse, boy/girlfriend)SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure SOL Sh** Out of Luck SOP Standard Operating Procedure Sor G Straight or Gay? SRO Standing Room Only SSDD Same Sh** Different Day SSEWBA Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms STFU Shut The F*** Up STM Spank The Monkey STR8 Straight STYS Speak To You Soon SUYF Shut Up You Fool SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- Soft Ware And Giveaways SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss SWALK Sealed With A Loving Kiss SWDYT So What Do You Think? MTV2's Guy Code is the ultimate guy's guide to the laws of manhood. Some say guys are born with it, but not everyone follows the same set of guidelines. Guy Code has been discussed on screen in "Old School", "Jersey Shore" and inadvertently analyzed on "Animal Planet" when discussing the customs of male species.But to date, no show has created a playbook for all guys to follow. Need to know about everything from man-scaping to man-crushes, wing men and sexting, the rules of drinking, karaoke etiquette, and more?